Fred and the air gun

                A while ago, my dads family owned a little black poodle named fred. Fred was a healthy pup, but kind of nervous. And for good reason.  my grandpa had an air gun, the kind that you pump up .The gun would shoot puffs of air across the house. He used to take the gun, shoot a burst of air, and watch as fred leaped into the air yelping. The dog was terrified of the blast, and used to attack the gun when he noticed my grandpa with it. Who could blame him?

Dog stories

   Ok, so I know most of you out there have dogs (or any pet for that matter). I have two of my own, so i know for a fact, that they are not the smartest of beings. And its this lack of intelligence that lets them be so darn funny!! Every day about a thousand things make me laugh, and half of them are done by my dogs. So if you have a funny pet, or know someone with a funny pet, send in your stories!And I will post some of my own. Thanx!  =)

Thanksgiving...the start of the christmas shopping spree

       Bluuuurrrgggg. i ate too much halloween candy. It sucked that it was on a sunday this year. It would have sucked even more if it were on a monday. The only other time i ever feel this full is on thanksgiving. Good lord. I swear, last year i almost puked...but it was awesome!! My grandma invites the entire family to her house and my mom and i get to help her bake the turkey. Some people bring deviled eggs, some people bring sauce, some people bring salad or pie or... i could go on forever. Sometimes it doesent all fit on her table, and we have to overflow onto her counter. We were in target the other day, getting halloween candy, and they already had christmas stuff! They comepleteley skipped thanks giving. They even have commercials already, they have been going on for like a month. And it sucks because christmas is the time of year with the most annoying songs!! my god! they stick in your head and drive you crazy.AAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!! Any way ... i have to go, my dogs eating my shoe, bye!